College Freshman

Fails engineering classes It's okay I'm switching to management

Fails engineering classes It's okay I'm switching to management  College Freshman

Drinks a case of keystone light Tapes box to dorm room wall

Drinks a case of keystone light Tapes box to dorm room wall  College Freshman

"it's different when you have to pay for everything" Parents pay for everything

makes appointment to see instructor outside of office hours doesn't show

makes appointment to see instructor outside of office hours doesn't show  College Freshman

Hates rival college with a passion Didn't know rivalry existed until a week ago

Hates rival college with a passion Didn't know rivalry existed until a week ago  College Freshman

Brings laptop to lecture 50 minutes of facebook

Brings laptop to lecture 50 minutes of facebook  College Freshman

C's Get Degrees

C's Get Degrees  College Freshman

"Yeah, I'm pre-engineering" Can't pass calc i

"I took 6 classes a day in high school, I can do the same in college!" Dies

Complains about pot brownie not kicking in yet eats 2 more

Complains about pot brownie not kicking in yet eats 2 more  College Freshman