College Freshman

Loses virginity gets her pregnant

Loses virginity gets her pregnant  College Freshman

lend him your pen for 10 seconds in class friend requests you

lend him your pen for 10 seconds in class friend requests you  College Freshman

Pose for picture. Become popular meme on a website where everyone wants you to die.

Pose for picture. Become popular meme on a website where everyone wants you to die.   College Freshman

Failed the first two exams If I get perfect scores on the rest, I can still get a C

Failed the first two exams If I get perfect scores on the rest, I can still get a C  College Freshman

Vows to never smoke weed Smokes cigarettes and does ecstasy

Vows to never smoke weed Smokes cigarettes and does ecstasy  College Freshman

Shouts the answer in lecture so everyone knows how smart he is wrong answer

Shouts the answer in lecture so everyone knows how smart he is wrong answer  College Freshman

Stays up 'til three writing paper "Dude, I'm such an insomniac"

Stays up 'til three writing paper

"I heard that if you get hit by a car at a campus crosswalk, the school pays your tuition." Dies

Kisses girl at party dude, I almost got laid last night

Kisses girl at party dude, I almost got laid last night  College Freshman

"I'm a creative writing major" "You can make a ton of money, you get as many days off as you want, and you work whatever hours you feel like!"