College Freshman

Takes all 8am classes intentionally

Takes all 8am classes intentionally  College Freshman

Sells back his textbooks Forgets he needs them next semester

Sells back his textbooks Forgets he needs them next semester  College Freshman

Buys textbooks from the school's bookstore

Buys textbooks from the school's bookstore  College Freshman

Sells back his textbooks to the school's bookstore

Sells back his textbooks to the school's bookstore  College Freshman

Brags about sat scores fails classes

Brags about sat scores fails classes  College Freshman

takes an adderall for the first time doesn't die, just won't shut the fuck up.

takes an adderall for the first time doesn't die, just won't shut the fuck up.  College Freshman

Move-in day: brings new box of condoms Last day of the semester: still has same un-opened box of condoms

Move-in day: brings new box of condoms Last day of the semester: still has same un-opened box of condoms   College Freshman

Gets prescribed 800mg ibuprofen. "dude, i think i'm getting addicted to these narcos!"

Gets prescribed 800mg ibuprofen.

Takes Adderall for finals like classmates Dies

Takes Adderall for finals like classmates Dies  College Freshman

Acts like lazy college senior fails out after first semester

Acts like lazy college senior fails out after first semester  College Freshman