College Freshman

"I got mad beer pong skills" goes to swat away bounce shot, knocks over all 10 of his cups

"There are no stupid questions" Challenge accepted

Sold books back to bookstore for $10 Has to buy the same book next semester

Sold books back to bookstore for $10 Has to buy the same book next semester   College Freshman

Introduce him to The daily Show New Major: Political Science

Introduce him to The daily Show New Major: Political Science  College Freshman

Microwave dies dies

Microwave dies dies  College Freshman

Smokes once Changes Major to Philosophy

Smokes once Changes Major to Philosophy   College Freshman

gives advice on women all the time still a virgin

gives advice on women all the time still a virgin  College Freshman

First week of Psych 101 Diagnoses you

First week of Psych 101 Diagnoses you  College Freshman

shows up five minutes after class starts on the first day announces "Sorry I'm late"

shows up five minutes after class starts on the first day announces

entire wardrobe of school apparel right after orientation

entire wardrobe of school apparel right after orientation  College Freshman