Chris Hansen Cat

How to anounce your resignation to your boss

SIT DOWN, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ONCE UPON A TIME, I SIGNED MY RESIGNATION THIS MORNING Chris Hansen Cat

She lying

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT AND EXPLAIN TO ME Chris Hansen Cat

Mouse Present!

SIT DOWN, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. ONLY 2-8% OF RAPE REPORTS ARE FALSE. SO THAT WHOLE 'VICTIM MUST BE LYING' THING? PROBABLY ISN'T A THING. ALSO I LEFT YOU A MOUSE PRESENT. Chris Hansen Cat

Mouse Present

SIT DOWN, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY. ONLY 2-8% OF RAPE REPORTS ARE FALSE. SO THAT WHOLE 'VICTIM MUST BE LYING' THING? PROBABLY NOT A THING. ALSO I LEFT YOU A MOUSE PRESENT. Chris Hansen Cat

Saucer of Milk

NEEDED FOR JAN Chris Hansen Cat

That teacher!

SIT DOWN, LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ONCE UPON A TIME, YOUR VIDEOS WERE DELETED THIS MORNING Chris Hansen Cat

Well, I Think We're Done Here - Chris Hansen Cat

WELL, I THINK WE'RE DONE HERE Chris Hansen Cat

Okay, just pretend that I'm paying attention

OKAY, LET'S PRETEND THAT I'M PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU.  AFTER ALL, THAT BIRD OUTSIDE IS MUCH MORE INTERESTING. Chris Hansen Cat

Why don't you have a seat

MOST ÜLJ LE KÉRLEK, ÉS MONDD EL HOGY SZERINTED EZ MIÉRT VICCES? Chris Hansen Cat

Kinja Cat

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TELL YOU THIS BUT I'LL BE DISMISSING YOUR COMMENTS. Chris Hansen Cat