Captain Hindsight

JDCH, seriously

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT YOUR HOSPITAL TO BE DEFAMED YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN INTO THE BUSINESS OF GENITAL MUTILATION Captain Hindsight

Dr. Birken, genital mutilator

IF DR BIRKEN DIDN'T WANT TO BE SLANDERED HE SHOULDN'T HAVE STARTED MUTILATING GENITALS FOR PROFIT Captain Hindsight

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE RISING          PRICES I AM SAVINGS MAN & I HAVE BROUGHT THE SAVINGS APP FOR YOU ALL Captain Hindsight

Captain HindSight says

LEAVE THE PLP DA PPL HAD ENUF! Captain Hindsight

Found this out the hard way!

IF YOU DON'T WANT YOUR STUDENTS TO HAVE NO MOTIVATION YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GIVEN THEM A BAD MARK FOR SOMETHING THEY WORKED HARD ON Captain Hindsight

Crisisave

ANOTHER CRISIS AVERTED THANK TO CAPTAIN HINDSIGHT Captain Hindsight

CAPTAIN OBVI

IF 95% OF THE WORLD'S CONSUMERS ARE OUTSIDE OF U.S. BORDERS MAYBE CONGRESS SHOULDN'T MAKE IT MORE DIFFICULT FOR SMALL BUSINESSES TO EXPORT Captain Hindsight

Captain Anarchy

LENINISM FAILED THEREFORE, SOCIALISM FAILED Captain Hindsight

Skip BDay

SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE WISHED YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOONER. SORRY I'M A DICK. Captain Hindsight

It was delicious! I had seconds!

IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THE HOUSE TO SMELL LIKE FARTS YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE OFFERED BROCCOLI CHEESE SOUP FOR DINNER AND BREAKFAST Captain Hindsight