Business Cat

The keys to success Are shiny, jingly and irresistible.

The keys to success Are shiny, jingly and irresistible.  Business Cat

YOU HAVE TO BE AT WORK By 8 am? BETTER GET YOU UP AT 3 am so you still have time to feed me

YOU HAVE TO BE AT WORK By 8 am? BETTER GET YOU UP AT 3 am so you still have time to feed me  Business Cat

Notices you sleeping in board meeting walks on your face

Notices you sleeping in board meeting walks on your face  Business Cat

are you going to accept the deal? it's either meow or never

are you going to accept the deal? it's either meow or never  Business Cat

In all seriousness, though? You probably shouldn't use a laser pointer in your presentation

In all seriousness, though? You probably shouldn't use a laser pointer in your presentation  Business Cat

Please put your feedback In the Suggestion box It's the box with sand in it, in the corner of my office.

Please put your feedback 
In the Suggestion box It's the box with sand in it,
in the corner of my office.   Business Cat

Johnson stop the presentation I need to get the red dot off of it

Johnson stop the presentation I need to get the red dot off of it  Business Cat

Susan, push my 1:00 up for me please... big order of supplies just came in and its going to take me a while to rub my face on all of them

Susan, push my 1:00 up for me please... big order of supplies just came in and its going to take me a while to rub my face on all of them  Business Cat

I have an open door policy You leave it open, I run out

I have an open door policy You leave it open, I run out   Business Cat

Everyone lay your reports on the table I'll walk across them and lay down on my favorite

Everyone lay your reports on the table I'll walk across them and lay down on my favorite  Business Cat