Boromir

Minister Kenney

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY INCREASE THE SPECIAL FORCES BY 35% Boromir

Not enough time, you say?

IF YOU HAVE TIME TO LIKE FACEBOOK POSTS... YOU HAVE TIME TO TEXT ME. Boromir

Dragons = awsome

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  GET EATEN BY A DRAGON WITHOUT TAKING A SELFIE FIRST Boromir

Moving to Bucharest

ONE DOES NOT MOVE TO BUCHAREST WITHOUT POSTING IT ON FACEBOOK Boromir

Derby lol

I'VE SAID SO BEFORE DERBY ARE A TINPOT TEAM  Boromir

DBZ Boromir

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BECOME TOO OBSESSED WITH DBZ Boromir

Cutting Through the Guff

NO ONE IS EVER REALLY  JUST - SAY'IN Boromir

neighbors suck

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ENJOY A BEAUTIFUL FALL DAY... WHEN THEIR ASSHOLE NEIGHBORS' DOG WON'T STOP BARKING... Boromir

blow horn

HEATHER, ONE SIMPLY DOES NOT BLOW YOUR HORN AND SURPRISE WOMAN WHO HAS HAD 5 CHILDREN Boromir

Heather Wooten, one simply does not

 BLOW YOUR HORN AT A WOMAN WHO HAS HAD 5 CHILDREN. Boromir