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BETTER than omar

ONE IS NOT BETTER THAN OMAR BUT OMAR IS WATCHING YOU Boromir

Morning coffee

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WAKE UP WITHOUT DRINKING COFFEE AND CHECKING FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS Boromir

misspelled

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  MISSPELLED THE WORD GREAT WITH GREET Boromir

one does not cook without tupperware

ONE CANNOT BE THE

COUNTER MEME WAR

ONE DOTH NOT SIMPLY COUNTER A MEME WITH A COMPLIMENT MY GOOD SIR  Boromir

One Men's Chorus to rule them all

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WAIT UNTIL THE LAST DAY TO BUY A BYU MEN'S CHORUS TICKET Boromir

ROLLED SLEEVES

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY LEARN TO ROLL  SLEEVES OVERNIGHT.                                                                                                             Boromir

REdnecks don't simply come to OIS

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A red neck from Nova Scotia doesn't simply come to OIS!

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Buy one get one free

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GET INFERNAL POWERS.... .... YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE THE SOUL FOR IT. Boromir