Boromir

Invierno Viene

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  LEAVE DHAKA WITHOUT A FAREWELL PARTY Boromir

Left the gravy out overnight

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  MAKE GRAVY OUT OF THIN AIR AND WISHFUL THINKING Boromir

Tell me

YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL? BULLSHIT Boromir

Dude sees me hard at work & asks me "You trying to become a legend?"

ME:

Superpowers extreme

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY DRINK AND NOT GET SUPERPOWERS  Boromir

Needy hopes

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ASK FOR MONEY AND GET IT RIGHT AWAY Boromir

Three Balls, No Strikes

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK WHILE TOTING THREE BALLS. Boromir

RON DOES NOT SIMPLY

RON DOES NOT SIMPLY WATCH THE LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY Boromir

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TOMA SUELLEN TOMA                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               EU AVISEI HAHAHAHAH Boromir

Indian Soaps

ONE     DOES     NOT    SIMPLY WATCH AN INDIAN SOAP, WITH THE EXPECTATION OF IT TO MAKE SENSE Boromir