Boromir

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            ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY              LEARN NEW THINGS WITHOUT A FELLATION Boromir

On a certain Second baseman

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY 'SIGN ROBINSON CANO' Boromir

Terrel troll

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CALL ERIN

simply gary green

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FUCK GARY GREEN WITHOUT HAVING TO SEE HIM CRY LIKE A BITCH Boromir

Asking Alexandria

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  DISLIKE ASKING ALEXANDRIA Boromir

girl stuff

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TAKE A 5 MIN SHOWER Boromir

Go hawks!!!

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO CENTURYLINK FIELD AND EXPECT TO BEAT THE SEAHAWKS Boromir

Holiday party

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MISS THE KUMD HOLIDAY PARTY Boromir

Stealing Bluebuff

ONE MAN DOES NOT SIMPLE STEAL A BLUEBUFF  FROM A MINION ON CRACK Boromir

Blue buff stealer

ONE MAN DOES NOT SIMPLY STEAL BLUE BUFF UNLESS ITS EG MINIDEXTER, HES AESOME Boromir