Bill Lumbergh

Dear Winter

HEY WINTER, WHAT'S HAPPENING ?  YEAH, IF YOU COULD JUST DROP DEAD, THAT WOULD BE TERRIFIC. Bill Lumbergh

Snow day?

YEAH IF YOU COULD JUST GO AHEAD AND COME INTO WORK EVEN THOUGH THERE IS A STATE OF EMERGENCY AND UK IS CLOSED... THAT WOULD BE GREAT. Bill Lumbergh

Smelly Fish

YEAH IF PPL COULD NOT REHEAT SMELLY LUNCHES THAT WOULD BE GREAT... Bill Lumbergh

Attendance wouldve been great

SO YEAH, IF ANY WROTE MY NAME ON THE ATTENDANCE THAT'D BE GREAT Bill Lumbergh

The best goddamn thing ever

IF YOU COULD JUST ACCEPT MY GRATITUDE THAT'D BE GREAT Bill Lumbergh

Piss off

YEA, IF WE COULD STOP LOSING TO GARBAGE TEAMS THAT'D  BE GREAT. Bill Lumbergh

Piss off

IF WE COULD STOP LOSING TO GARBAGE TEAMS THAT WOULD BE GREAT. Bill Lumbergh

Fuck off

IF WE COULD STOP LOSING TO GARBAGE TEAM THAT WOULD BE GREAT. Bill Lumbergh

jackass is on in the break room

JACKASS IS ON IN THE BREAK ROOM YOU BETTER WATCH IT IF YOU WANT A PROMOTION Bill Lumbergh

tell the costumers they don't matter during commercials is stupid

TELLING PEOPLE THEY DON'T MATTER DURING COMMERCIALS IS A PLUS IN MY BOOK OF LOST MEMORIES Bill Lumbergh