Bad Luck Brian

teacher asks "who would do such a horrible thing to a woman?" and turns around to look at the class Had hand raised to ask a question

teacher asks

Flips pillow it's warm

Flips pillow it's warm  Bad Luck Brian

Performs sexual favor for professor Gets lower grade

Performs sexual favor for professor Gets lower grade  Bad Luck Brian

Makes out with hot chick at the bar She gets a boner

Makes out with hot chick at the bar She gets a boner  Bad Luck Brian

looks on the bright side goes blind

looks on the bright side goes blind  Bad Luck Brian

Runs with scissors gets hit by bus.

Runs with scissors  gets hit by bus.  Bad Luck Brian

Surfs the web Drowns

Surfs the web Drowns  Bad Luck Brian

drives 3 hours away from home to give girl present "you're a great friend"

drives 3 hours away from home to give girl present

Goes to stripclub Mom works there

Goes to stripclub Mom works there  Bad Luck Brian

Emails entire class free textbook arrested for copyright infringement

Emails entire class free textbook arrested for copyright infringement  Bad Luck Brian