Bad Joke Eel

the fish

WHAT DO YOU CALL ME  HE HE HE YOU CALL ME MAYBE  Bad Joke Eel

Eels need love too

 IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS EEL, THEN YOU TRULY HATE JESUS, BABIES, THE NATION, THE TREES, AND ESPECIALLY PUPPIES Bad Joke Eel

Dum Phing

OH NO!!! NOT ANOTHER DUM PHING JOKE Bad Joke Eel

Just plane punny

DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE SKYDIVING COUPLE CONSIDERING A DIVORCE? THEY HAD A FALLING OUT. Bad Joke Eel

Lettuce alone!

WHAT DO VEGETABLES DO AT A DANCE CLUB? THEY TURNIP THE BEET. Bad Joke Eel

Getting grounded

WHY DO MINERS NEED GLASSES? TUNNEL VISION. Bad Joke Eel

Pulling the wool over your eyes

WHAT DO SHEEP SAY AT CHRISTMAS TIME? FLEECE NAVIDAD! Bad Joke Eel

Fruity fun

WHY DON'T FRUIT GET MARRIED? THEY CANTALOUPE. Bad Joke Eel

Hahahaha this is one of the few jokes i came up with on my own :P

WHAT'S A HIPSTERS FAVORITE COLOR? INDIE-GO Bad Joke Eel

database admins

HOW MANY DATABASE ADMINS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB? ONE TO MANY Bad Joke Eel