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A horse walks into a bar.

A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR. THE BARTENDER ASKS

Duh guys

SHE'S SAYING SHE DOESNT WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE BECAUSE THEY'RE USING CHEAP  POP CULTURE REFERENCE GIMMICKS TO GET PEOPLE TO COME SEE THE MOVIE Anti-Joke Chicken

Chicken guy

WHY'D THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?   Anti-Joke Chicken

Uncooked Road-Crossing Chicken 2

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T F***ING COOK IT! Anti-Joke Chicken

Uncooked Road-Crossing Chicken 1

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT! Anti-Joke Chicken

better than mohawk

THIS IS BETTER THAN YOUR MOHAWK!! Anti-Joke Chicken

Somebody is getting their eyes pecked out. Bud.

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Somebody is getting their eyes pecked out...Bud.

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the eye pecking will begin Mr. Spray

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What do you call a man who's bleeding?

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WHO'S BLEEDING? AN AMBULANCE Anti-Joke Chicken