Angry Bane

Buffalo wing eaters

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE CAPSAICIN. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT.  I DIDN'T TASTE NON-DUFFS WINGS UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN, BY THEN IT WAS NOTHING TO ME BUT BLAND Angry Bane

CTOs NEVER GET SICK

I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO GET SICK Angry Bane

Lower Bracket

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE LOWER BRACKET I WAS BORN IN IT Angry Bane

Vague

YOU MERELY ADOPTED VAGUEBOOKING  I WAS BORN IN IT. MOULDED BY IT. I DIDN'T HAVE A LITERAL, EXPLANATORY POST UNTIL I WAS A YOUNG MAN.  Angry Bane

This is the sillies

ADSF ASDF Angry Bane

Country Music

YOU THINK YOU'RE COUNTRY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE COUNTRY. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. Angry Bane

Bane adopted a gif

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE GIF. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT.  I DIDN'T SEE AN SVG UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN, Angry Bane

Classic rock

YOU MERELY ADOPTED CLASSIC ROCK. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDNT KNOW THE NAMES OF SONGS TILL I WAS A MAN. Angry Bane

Billiard bane

BILLIARD BALLS I WAS BORN WITH THEM Angry Bane

Boomtown bane

AFTER BOOMTOWN THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE Angry Bane