Angry Bane

RECEIVING HOME DEPOT

YOU MERELY ADOPTED HYBRID FLOOR LOADS I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT, I DIDN'T SEE THE BACK OF THE TRAILER UNTIL FREIGHT TEAM WENT TO LUNCH Angry Bane

TECHNO BANE

YOU THINK TECHNO IS YOUR JAM, BUT YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE TECHNO, I WAS BORN INTO IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T HEAR EDM UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN AND BY THEN IT WAS TOTAL SHITE! THE TECHNO BETRAYS YOU, BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO ME  Angry Bane

You merely adopted hacking.

YOU MERELY ADOPTED HACKING. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT  AND I DIDN'T SEE THE IOT UNTIL I WAS A MAN Angry Bane

PDXtransplants rant Mascot

YOU MERELY MOVED TO PORTLAND... I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT, AND AM STILL HERE. Angry Bane

Journalist Bane

TU SOLO ADOPTASTE LA AUSENCIA DE PUENTES YO NACÍ SIN PUENTES Angry Bane

baby its cold outside

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE COLD. I WAS BORN INTO IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE GRASS UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN  I DIDN'T FEEL THE WARMTH OF THE SUN UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN Angry Bane

Bane the true parkour expert

YOU THINK CONCRETE IS YOUR ALLY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED IT; I WAS BORN IN IT-MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE THE STREETS UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN AND EVEN THEN IT MEANT NOTHING TO ME.  Angry Bane

Mizzou Offense

YOU MERELY ADOPTED MIZZOU'S OFFENSE I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE A WINNING SEASON UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

softwares nerd

YOU THINK COMPUTER IS YOUR ALLY?     YOU MERELY ADOPTED IT.  I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T GO OUTSIDE UNTIL I WAS A MAN. Angry Bane

darkness

YOU MERELY ADOPTED METS FANDOM I WAS BORN INTO IT MOLDED BY IT YOU WASN'T THERE THRU THE STRUGGLE YOU WASN'T THERE THRU THE DARKNESS SO TAKE YOUR ASS BACK TO THE BRONX YOU BANDWAGONERS  Angry Bane