Angry Bane

knappers lung

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT  SILICOSIS Angry Bane

so,you think social media is your ally?you merely adopted the tide,i was born in it

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE TIDE. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT.I DIDNT SEE LAND UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

bane gainzzz

IT DOES NOT MATTER WHERE WE ARE WHAT MATTERS IS OUR GAINS Angry Bane

This weather I'm used to it

YOU MERELY ADOPTED FREEZING SHITTY RAINY EAST COAST STYLE WEATHER I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT Angry Bane

pool glasses

YOU MERELY ADOPTED CHLORINE I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE PROTECTIVE GLASSES UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

You merely adopted weird

YOU MERELY ADOPTED WEIRD.  I WAS BORN IN IT. I WAS MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T KNOW NORMAL UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

You made mistakes?

YOU MERELY ADOPTED MISTAKES. I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE THE LIGHT UNTIL I WAS ONLY A MAN. Angry Bane

As a Canadian born in the dead of winter, and having lived in Fargo for a good portion of my life. This is all I could think of today when I heard several South Dakotans complain about the cold...

YOU MERELY ADOPTED COLD WEATHER I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE WEATHER THIS WARM UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN Angry Bane

crushing bucha

I NEVER ADOPTED SUCKING WEINER  BUCHA WAS BORN IN IT MOLDED BY IT HE COULDNT STOP TILL HE WAS A MAN BY THEN IT WAS TOO LATE  Angry Bane

Bane was born to handjive

YOU THINK THE HANDJIVE IS YOUR ALLY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED IT. I WAS BORN TO DO IT, I COULD BARELY WALK WHEN I MILKED A COW, WHEN I WAS THREE I PUSHED A PLOW. Angry Bane