Angry Bane

bane love

YOU THINK YOU LOVE ME MORE BUT YOU FORGET I LOVE YOU MORE Angry Bane

You merely adopted finals

YOU MERELY ADOPTED AVS I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT Angry Bane

You merely adopted hairy legs

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE HAIRY LEGS I WAS BORN WITH THEM, MOLDED BY THEM. BY TIME I WAS A MAN, I WAS ALREADY A BEAR Angry Bane

Your title doesn't look funny enough. Be creative! :)

YOU MERELY ADOPTED 200 PING ,I WAS BORN INTO IT, MOLDED BY IT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW COULD I PLAY DODGEBALL UNTIL I WAS A MAN Angry Bane

Bday ***

WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS OVER YOU WILL HAVE MY PERMISSION TO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS Angry Bane

Bane retail

FIRST YOU GET A CUSTOMER THEN YOU GIVE IT TO ME Angry Bane

December cold

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE COLD, I WAS BORN INTO IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDNT SEE A SWEATER UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

Spoiler Alert

YOU THINK SPOILERS ARE YOUR ALLIES? YOU MERELY ADOPTED SPOILERS. I WAS BORN WITH THEM! Angry Bane

My day

YOU MERELY ADOPT PROCRASTINATION I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T GET ANYTHING DONE UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A WOMAN. Angry Bane

When my friend complains about my dog's shedding

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DOG HAIR I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE A CLEAN FLOOR UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN Angry Bane