Angry Bane

You merely adopted Sega

YOU MERELY ADOPTED SEGA.... I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE PLAYSTATION TILL I WAS A MAN... Angry Bane

Permission to Celebrate

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATT WHEN THE CANDLES ARE ALL OUT...THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO CELEBRATE Angry Bane

Snowbelt bane

YOU MERELY ADAPTED TO DRIVING IN THE SNOW.  I WAS BORN IN THE COLD. MOLDED BY IT.  Angry Bane

Google is your friend

LET ME GOOGLE THAT FOR YOU Angry Bane

You Merely Adopted the Snow

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE SNOW. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOULDED BY IT I WALKED TO CLASS EVERYDAY IN IT WONDERING WHY WASN'T CLASS CANCELLED BECAUSE OF IT Angry Bane

it's a bane meme ffs

YOU THINK SOCIAL NETWORKING IS YOUR ALLY? YOU MERELY ADOPTED IT. I WAS BORN IN IT. MOULDED BY IT. I DIDN'T KNOW WHO MYSPACE TOM WAS UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

PLG RECORD

ONCE THE OLD PLG RECORD IS ASHES THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO PIE Angry Bane

Jack Daniels

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE JACK DANIELS.. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOULDED BY IT. I DIDN'T TASTE A SOFT DRINK UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

När du lagat mat

NÄR DU HAR LÄRT DIG LAGA MAT DÅ HAR DU MITT TILLSTÅND ATT DÖ Angry Bane

Overused/Outdated Jokes

WHEN I STOP LAUGHING THEN THE JOKE HAS MY PERMISSION TO DIE. Angry Bane