Angry Bane

king of trollers

YOU MERELY ADAPTED TROLLING I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT.   Angry Bane

Flex Bane

YOU MERELY ADOPTED XML. I WAS BORN IN IT - MOLDED BY IT I DIDN'T SEE A NATIVE FLEX CLIENT UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN Angry Bane

CrossFit Bane

WHEN THE WOD IS OVER AND YOUR HANDS ARE IN TATTERS THEN, YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE Angry Bane

yiddish bane

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE YIDDISH. I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT. I DID NOT SEE GOYUM UNTIL I WAS ALREADY AN ALTER COCKER.  Angry Bane

Only child's response to everyone's "forever alone" Valentines Day bullshit

YOU THINK THE SOLITUDE IS YOUR ALLY, BUT YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE SOLITUDE. I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT.  I DIDN’T SEE INTIMACY UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A WOMAN; BY THEN, IT WAS NOTHING TO ME BUT BLINDING! THE ALONENESS BETRAYS YOU, BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO ME. Angry Bane

BORN BANE

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE SNOW I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDNT SEE GRASS UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN Angry Bane

Bane Born

YOU MERELY ADOPTE THE SNOW I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE GRASS  Angry Bane

APPLY FOR LOCK AND CHAIN 111

WHEN YOU'VE GONE TO LNC'S INFO SESSION, AND YOUR APP IS SUBMITTED... THEN, YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE.   Angry Bane

Apply for Lock & Chain

WHEN YOU'VE ATTENDED THIS INFO SESSION, AND YOUR APP IS SUBMITTED... THEN, YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE.  Angry Bane

Birthday bane

IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY...                              DO YOU