Angry Bane

huhu crs love me pls

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE UNITS I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE TWO DIGITS UNTIL I WAS ALREADY IN SECOND YEAR Angry Bane

Bane credit agency

WHEN YOUR CREDIT SCORE IS 900 THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO BUY Angry Bane

you merely adopted the altitude. I was born into it, molded by it

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE ALTITUDE. I WAS BORN INTO IT, MOLDED BY IT   I HAVE IT SET TO 12,000 Angry Bane

Good Advice from Bane

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR FEAR. THAT COMES LATER. Angry Bane

BANE CHAMBAS

¿TÚ CREES QUE LAS CHAMBAS SON TUS ALIADAS? TÚ SOLAMENTE LAS ADOPTASTE, YO NACÍ EN ELLAS, FUÍ MOLDEADO POR ELLAS. NO LEÍ EL RULEBOOK HASTA QUE ERA UN HOMBRE Angry Bane

Every time I hear someone complain of money issues

YOU MERELY ADOPTED POVERTY I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT. I DID NOT SEE LOWER-MIDDLE CLASS UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN Angry Bane

when the bowl is ashes

WHEN THE BOWL IS... ASHES THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMESSION TO EXHALE Angry Bane

when the bowl is ashes

WHEN THE BOWL IS... ASHES THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMESSION TO INHALE Angry Bane

Motivational Bane

FINISH YOUR SET THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE Angry Bane

Bish Bane

 *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* Angry Bane