Angry Bane

Temporary Problem

YOU MERELY ADOPTED HAVING NO GROUP OF FRIENDS.  I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT. Angry Bane

humour blah blah

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE HUMOUR I WAS BORN IN IT, MOULDED BY IT Angry Bane

Not your s5!

YOU MERELY ADOPTED YOUR S5 I WAS BORN WITH IT... MOULDED BY IT! I DIDN'T SEE MY S5 UNTIL I MOVED FROM PRE-PAY Angry Bane

Bane's s5

YOU MERELY ADOPTED YOUR S5  I BOUGHT IT FOR YOU IN THE SHOP Angry Bane

Getting wasted you say?

IF YOU GET WASTED THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE Angry Bane

Dalton Comeback

YOU THINK YOU'VE ADAPTED TO THE INTERNET NOW I WAS BORN INTO IT Angry Bane

When I hear people complaining about how hot the weather is at 26 degrees celsius

YOU BARELY ADOPT THE HEAT I WAS BORN IN THIS WEATHER, RAISED IN THIS WEATHER, I NEVER FELT COLD WEATHER SINCE I WAS A KID Angry Bane

Bane server

WHEN THE SERVER IS ASHES ....AGAIN THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE. Angry Bane

pc bane

YOU MERELY ADOPTED RICE.  I WAS BORN INTO IT. MOLDED BY IT. WHEN I TRIED BREAD I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

pc bane

YOU MERELY ADOPTED RICE.  I WAS BORN INTO IT. MOLDED BY IT. BY THE TIME I TRIED BREAD I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane