Angry Bane

bane wached lindsey

YOU SIMPLEY ADOPTED THE LINDSEY MUSIC I WAS BORN BY IT. I WAS MODED BY IT, I DINT SEE HER LIVE UNTIL I WAS A MAN Angry Bane

bane ryan stag

WHEN RYAN KLUCZYNSKI HAS HIS STAG HE HAS MY PERMISSION TO GET MARRIED Angry Bane

Carolyn's Alligator

I JUST PEED ON YOU Angry Bane

Carolyn's Aligator

I JUST PEED ON YOU Angry Bane

Cold Bane

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE COLD. I WAS BORN IN IT. MOULDED BY IT. I DIDN'T FEEL THE WARMTH UNTIL I WAS ALREADY IN SCHOOL. Angry Bane

Bane Phone Charger

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE NEED TO CHARGE YOUR MOBILE PHONE... I WAS BORN WITH A DEAD PHONE ATTACHED TO MY FACE! Angry Bane

dingoling berry sling

                     I WAS BORN IN THE DARK                                          THATS WHEN I SEEN THE LIGHT Angry Bane

Excel Bane

YOU MERELY ADOPTED MICROSOFT EXCEL. I DIDN'T SEE MATLAB UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN. Angry Bane

When a student says, "I'm busy this semester, but I'm free every MWF before noon."

YOU MERELY ADOPTED BUSYNESS. I WAS BORN INTO IT.  I DIDN'T SEE A DAY OFF UNTIL I WAS A GROWN MAN. Angry Bane

As someone with legit Asperger's, this is how I feel whenever some jerk on the internet pretends they have it to justify being a dick.

YOU MERELY ADOPTED ASPERGER'S SYNDROME. I WAS BORN WITH IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T KISS A GIRL UNTIL...OH WAIT, I STILL HAVEN'T. Angry Bane