Angry Bane

candycrush requests

DU HAR SKICKAT CANDY-CRUSH FÖRFRÅGNINGAR TILL MIG OLIDLIGT MÅNGA GÅNGER NU. DU HAR NU MIN TILLÅTELSE ATT DÖDA DIGSJÄLV. Angry Bane

Madden jinx

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR THE MADDEN CURSE THAT COMES LATER Angry Bane

Tiz yemak

YOU MERELY ADOPTED YACINE'S SPAM I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT: I DIDN'T SEE A NORMAL CONVERSATION UNTIL I WAS A MAN Angry Bane

Siri-Google war

I WAS BORN ON MOBILE YOU MERELY ADOPTED IT Angry Bane

fuck u

YOU MERELY ADOPTED IO SOFTWARE I WAS BORN INTO IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T SEE A GAMING PC TILL I WAS A MAN Angry Bane

Bourbon and Beasts

YOU THINK BOURBON AND BEASTS ARE YOUR ALLY? YOU HAVE MERELY ADOPTED THEM. I WAS BORN A BEAST AND MOLDED BY FIREBALL Angry Bane

bane string theory

PROVE THAT M-THEORY IS TRUE THEN YOU WILL HAVE MY PERMISSION TO DIE Angry Bane

Poor Bane

NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR RAMEN...   ...THAT COMES LATER. Angry Bane

Not Impressed

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE RAGE. I WAS BORN IN IT. MOLDED BY IT. Angry Bane

give me a break

YOU MERELY ADOPTED MARIUS'S CRAZINESS I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT Angry Bane