Angry Bane

Bane Matt

THEATRICALITY AND DECEPTION ARE POWERFUL AGENTS TO THE UNINITIATED  BUT WE ARE INITIATED, AREN'T WE MATT? Angry Bane

Bane can even

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE COLD. I WAS BORN INTO IT, MOLDED BY IT. I DIDN'T FEEL WARMTH IN NOVEMBER UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN, BY THEN IT WAS NOTHING TO ME BUT SWELTERING. Angry Bane

You merely adopted the facepalm

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE FACEPALM I WAS BORN FACEPALMING, I AM THE FACE PALM Angry Bane

Bane Will Make You Fail NoShave November

WHEN YOUR FANTASY SQUAD IS ASHES THEN YOU HAVE PERMISSION TO SHAVE YOUR BEARD Angry Bane

Integration Bane

WHEN INT-3 IS DONE AND YOU HAVE SUCCESSFULLY INTEGRATED ISR THEN YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO GRADUATE Angry Bane

Amber behind closed doors.

YOU WERE MERELY ADOPTED INTO THIS LIFE. I WAS BORN INTO IT, RAISED BY IT.  Angry Bane

NFL Bane

WHEN THE NFL IS ASHES YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION TO CRY  Angry Bane

you merely adopted the commute

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE LONG COMMUTE I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT, I DIDN'T SEE KINGSTON STATION UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN Angry Bane

you merely adopted the commute

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE LONG COMMUTE I WAS BORN IN IT, MOLDED BY IT, I DIDN'T SEE THE OUTSIDE OF A TRAIN UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN Angry Bane

Fantasy Football Bane

YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE WAVIER WIRE I WAS BORN INTO IT, MOLDED BY IT, I DIDNT HAVE A TOP RECEIVING CORE UNTIL I WAS ALREADY A MAN Angry Bane