Advice God

Kanye Waste

I GIVE YOU ROBERT JOHNSON, BILL MONROE AND B.B. KING - AND YOU CALL KANYE WEST

If someone denied you exsistence would you wan't them to suffer?

IF SOMEONE DENIED YOU EXSISTENCE WOULD YOU WANT THEM TO SUFFER? Advice God

All talk, no action Christian

I SEE YOU POST CHRISTIAN STUFF ON FACEBOOK I ALSO SEE YOU SEND PICS OF YOUR PENIS TO GIRLS YOU MEET ON THE INTERNET? Advice God

BLAME ME NOT BITCHES! :)

ATHEISTS AND NON BELIEVERS CONTINUE TO BLAME ME FOR THEIR IGNORANCE AND THIER DECISIONS WHEN I CREATED THEIR SIMPLE-MINDED ASSES WITH FREE WILL SO I COULDN'T BE BLAMED FOR THEIR IGNORANT DECISIONS!  Advice God

Every now and then you need a corny one, but hey, it's true.

MANY OF THE TEACHERS AT NOVA REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU (TRY THEM) Advice God

go outside

ТАК ВЫЙДИ НА УЛИЦУ ЧТОБ НЕ ОБРАСТАТЬ ПАУТИНОЙ Advice God

You should like my comment...

OH, I SEE YOU DIDN'T LIKE THIS COMMENT... *DARK CLOUDS APROACHING* Advice God

STOP IT

CREATES CLEAN BREAK AREA  HUMANS DESECRATE IT WITH CUPS AND TRASH Advice God

Thoughtful God

I THOUGHT, A WOMAN NEEDS A VACATION ALL BY HERSELF SO, I CREATED REUNIONS TO GET HER MAN OUT OF HER HAIR! AND IT WAS GOOD.  Advice God

Christian forgiveness

CHRISTIANITY: BECAUSE ASKING FOR FORGIVENESS IS EASIER THAN TAKING RESPONSIBILITY Advice God