Advice God

being late

BEING LATE  AIN'T NOBODY GOING TO GIVE A CRAP Advice God

Affair advice god

GIRLFREIND CHEATED ON YOU? GIVE HER A TAPE OF 2 GIRLS 1 CUP! Advice God

thou shalt not

THOW SHALT NOT INVITE CLENDON IF U DO I SHAL STRIKE YOU Advice God

Swoosh like me

MY BEST ADVICE IS SWOOSH YOUR HAIR LIKE MINE, TRUST ME Advice God

SF FEFEFEFEKKKASDF

FORGOT TO MENTION... ON THE FIRST DAY I CREATED SQUIRRELS Advice God

Finite sins = infinite suffering

INFINITE PUNISHMENT FOR FINITE SINS JUSTICE Advice God

Thi what gon hapen

ANDI GON GET IT Advice God

god jealous

VOCÊS ME DESAPONTARAM. PEGUE! TOME MEU FILHO E MATE-O PARA QUE EU POSSA PERDOÁ-LOS! Advice God

Oxymoron

I WILL GRANT YOU IMMORTALITY ONCE YOU ARE DEAD. IM·MOR·TAL  (-MÔRTL) ADJ. 1. LIVING FOREVER; NEVER DYING OR DECAYING Advice God

FU Humans

CREATE ABILITY TO REGENERATE LIMBS GIVE IT TO SALAMANDERS AND STARFISH.  Advice God