Advice God

Yes he did

A WISE MAN ONCE TOLD ME NOT TO WHERE TAMPONS IF YOUR A BOY SO I ASKED WHAT ABOUT PADS? Advice God

Feeling sick??

NEED A BOOST? GET SOME VITAMIN DEAN BITCH  Advice God

What I think that he wants to say

 QUIT PUTTING WORDS INTO MY MOUTH, YOUR ONLY MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE AN ASS Advice God

everyone suffers because of two people

ADAM AND EVE, DO NOT EAT FROM THIS TREE EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU BOTH WILL WHAT? YOU ATE FROM THE TREE? FUCK ALL OF HUMANITY Advice God

Scumbag god

GIVES MOST PEOPLE RATIONAL THINKING SKILLS BLESSES A SELECT FEW WITH UTTER STUPIDITY Advice God

30 YEAR CAPTIVES

KNOWS WOMEN ARE BEING HELD AS SEXUAL SLAVES WATCHES. DOES NOTHING. Advice God

Gods advice

IF LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS THROW THOSE BITCHES BACK. AND COME GET SOME OF THIS WINE. Advice God

Not God's creation.

JUSTIN BIEBER? NOBODY HAD TIME FOR THAT. Advice God

trust

TRUST ME ONLY JUSTIN CAN DEMAND ONE Advice God

god laust

I HEARD YOUR PRAYS. BE PREPARED FOR SURPRISE. Advice God