Advice God

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MI HANNO DATO UN SOPRANNOME MOLTO CARINO PORCO Advice God

scumbag god awesome

SOY TAN GRANDIOSO VOY A CREAR UNA ESPECIE INFERIOR PARA QUE ME DIGA LO GRANDIOSO QUE SOY Advice God

Advice God

ADVICE GOD SAYS: THOU SHALT NOT DRIVETH A MINIVAN WITH ONLY ONE PASSENGER.  Advice God

God Perscription (inside joke)

GOD TO HELP YOU WHEN YOU HAVE PAINS Advice God

I created a universe!

I AM THEREFORE NOT INTERESTED IN WHO YOU LOVE. I'M NOT THAT KEEN ON CUNTS WHO USE ME AS JUSTIFICATION FOR HATRED, MIND. NEITHER IS THOR. Advice God

Think on! Sharing shite is like a chain letter that promises doom.

  Advice God

And on the 8th Day, God said....

YOU CAN'T STOP CANCER OR CHILD ABUSE OR SHOW HOW  MUCH MORE YOU LOVE SOMEONE WITH A LIKE OR A SHARE! GET OFF YOUR ARSE AND DO SOMETHING AND STOP WITH YOUR

God Walk

YOU DON'T NEED A RIDE WALK! Advice God

Godly Life

SAYS HE LOVES YOU                             FLOODS THE WORLD AND KILLS EVERYONE Advice God

Do as I say, not as I do

TELLS US NOT TO COMMIT ADULTERY GETS ANOTHER GUY'S WIFE PREGNANT Advice God