Advice God

The Golden Godly Rule

REMEMBER, MY FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS ALWAYS BRING A CONDOM Advice God

Divides people, Controls people, Deludes people.

RELIGION DOES THREE THINGS QUITE EFFECTIVELY CARLESPIE MARY ALICE MCKINNEY   Advice God

Advice God

NOBODY WILL BE AS ATTRACTIVE AS THEY ARE IN THEIR FACEBOOK PROFILE PICTURE NOBODY WILL BE AS UGLY AS THEY ARE IN THEIR DRIVER'S LICENSE PICTURE Advice God

Remember The Funny

AND ON THE FIRST DAY I FORGOT THE JOKE Advice God

Unlogical God Faith

CREATES EVERYTHING IN 6 DAYS IGNORES THE 200 MILLION YEAR GAP BETWEEN HUMANS AND DINOSAURS. Advice God

goodB BTR

E L'OTTAVO GIORNO CREO... IL GARGANO Advice God

Architect or Engineer?

HOW I KNOW GOD IS AN ENGINEER, NOT AN ARCHITECT? LOOK AT HUMANS BODY: AN ARCHITECT WOULD NEVER PUT THE PLAYGROUND SO CLOSE TO THE WASTE PIPE Advice God

God Engeneer

HOW DO YOU KNOW GOD IS AN ENGINEER, NOT AN ARCHITECT? EASY: AN ARCHITECT WOULDN'T  PUT THE PLAYGROUND SO CLOSE TO THE WASTE PIPE Advice God

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WHOA THERE ST. PETER  I'M NOT DONE WITH THIS ONE  Advice God

I'm no atheist

I'M NOT AN ATHEIST  I JUST THINK G-D IS AN ASSHOLE Advice God