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ran out of ideas for animals combined several to make platypus

ran out of ideas for animals combined several to make platypus Advice God
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thou shalt not kill murders first-born babies of entire country

thou shalt not kill murders first-born babies of entire country Advice God
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creates earth 6000 years ago uses 4.5 billion year old supplies

creates earth 6000 years ago uses 4.5 billion year old supplies Advice God
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created the universe just wanted an apple pie

created the universe just wanted an apple pie Advice God
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I have performed many awe-inspiring miracles coincidentally, I got tired of doing them after Satan invented videocameras

I have performed many awe-inspiring miracles coincidentally, I got tired of doing them after Satan invented videocameras Advice God
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create inquisitive and skeptical humans work in mysterious ways

create inquisitive and skeptical humans work in mysterious ways Advice God
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Creates two sexes Puts you in the wrong one

Creates two sexes Puts you in the wrong one Advice God
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No one knows the day or hour of my return Except a senile old man who was wrong about this before

No one knows the day or hour of my return Except a senile old man who was wrong about this before Advice God
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infinite power blames everybody else

infinite power blames everybody else Advice God
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Makes gambling a sin Punishes most devoted follower to win bet with satan

Makes gambling a sin Punishes most devoted follower to win bet with satan Advice God
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