Advice God

salt water god

CREA LA TIERRA PARA LOS HUMANOS 75% AGUA SALADA Advice God

True Dat

IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE! YOU COULD HAVE MARRIED THE B*TCH!! Advice God

True Dat

IT COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH WORSE YOU COULD HAVE MARRIED THE CHEATING B*ITCH! Advice God

God don't like

HEY, YOU! I DON'T LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE LIVING!   Advice God

Even god is bored by religion.

RELIGION, PFFT EVEN I'M BORED BY IT. FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES AND BE FREE TO LIVE AND LOVE. Advice God

carlton jokes

PLEASE CARLTON I CAN'T LET YOU WIN BECAUSE YOU ARE LONERS OF FOOTY THEREFORE YOU ARE BANISHED Advice God

Thou shalt not...

THOU SHALT  NOT ... WORD Advice God

Dios todopoderoso

SE OFENDE POR LA TORRE DE BABEL Y LA DESTRUYE CONSTRUYEN BASES Y VIAJAN A LA LUNA Y A MARTE Y NO HACE NADA Advice God

Dios todopoderoso

SE OFENDE POR LA TORRE DE BABEL Y LA DESTRUYE VIAJAN A LA LUNA Y A MARTE Y NO HACE NADA Advice God

Dios todopoderoso

SE OFENDE CON LA TORRE DE BABEL Y LA DESTRUYE VIAJAN A LA LUNA Y AL PLANETA MARTE Y NO HACE NADA Advice God