Advice God

Sketchy omnipotence

GOD: CREATES A UNIVERSE OUT OF NOTHING... NEEDS A RIB TO CREATE A WOMAN... YUP, MAKES PERFECT SENSE Advice God

Amanda stuff

AMANDA HAS ALL THIS HOSPITAL STUFF GOT YOU DOWN GOD SAYS HAVE...QUIT COMPLAINING AND EAT SOME CHOCLATE Advice God

Akatosh has spoken

I AM AKATOSH, HEAR ME AND OBEY... JOIN THE ALDMERI DOMINION! THE SAVIORS OF TAMRIEL. Advice God

Homeless Person

HOMELESS PERSON TO HELP OUT ON YOUR WAY TO CHURCH... YOU SHOT THE FINGER AT THEM.  NOW YOU WANT TO ASK FOR MY

¿Lluvia? Toma 100 milímetros.

¿ASÍ QUE TE GUSTA CUIDAR EL AGUA? ACÁ TENES 100 MILÍMETROS POR DÍA PARA QUE LA SIGAS CUIDANDO. Advice God

करनी है शेव, तो खरीदो तलवार,

करनी है शेव, तो खरीदो तलवार, अब की बार, मोदी सरकार  Advice God

Passover Laxative

AND IN THE FIRST MONTH, TKAE A MATZAH LAXATIVE AND IT SHOULD BE CALLED

Thou shalt cover thy ass

THOU SHALT COVER THY ASS WITH BACON Advice God

ADVICE GOD AWAY!!!!!!

ADVICE GOD TO GIVE ADVICE AND MORE ADVICE I THINK I SPELLED ADVICE WRONG TO GIVE ADVICE AWAY!!!!!!!! TO GIVE MORE ADVICE AND MORE ADVICE TO GIVE ADVICE  AND MORE ADVICE MANY MORE ADVICE ONE MORE TIME I THINK I SPELLED ADVICE WRONG ADVICE GOD AWAY!!!!!!!! Advice God

Hey bhagwaan

ABKI BAAR MODI SARKAAR? TIME TO FLOOD EARTH AGAIN Advice God