Advice God

Jesus, you came back sooner than i expected did you teach humanity about science, equality and rationality as we agreed?

Jesus, you came back sooner than i expected did you teach humanity about science, equality and rationality as we agreed?  Advice God

Says "no sex before marriage" has his only son out of wedlock

Says

there is only one true religion sorry, not available in your area

there is only one true religion sorry, not available in your area  Advice God

work in mysterious ways mysteriously similar to random chance

work in mysterious ways mysteriously similar to random chance  Advice God

Told us the earth is flat not really lol

Told us the earth is flat not really lol  Advice God

Create the Sun to give light upon the earth Invisible UV rays cause skin cancer

Create the Sun to give light upon the earth Invisible UV rays cause skin cancer  Advice God

GIVE MEN NIPPLES INTELLIGENT DESIGN

GIVE MEN NIPPLES INTELLIGENT DESIGN  Advice God

infallible Hands out cancer like candy

infallible  Hands out cancer like candy  Advice God

Bit your tongue while eating? I'm infallible, I wanted you to.

Bit your tongue while eating? I'm infallible, I wanted you to.  Advice God

knows the future gets angry about stuff that happens

knows the future gets angry about stuff that happens  Advice God