Advice God

good god

LOVE THY NEIGHBOR  UNLESS THERE ASSHOLES THEN SCREW THEM Advice God

Salt life joke

 SO TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU CREATED SALT LIFE,REALLY? U SURE U WANT TO STICK TO THAT STORY? Advice God

True God

PEOPLE USED TO ASK ME EVERYTHIG... NOW THEY HAVE GOOGLE AND I CAN SLEEP PAST NOON Advice God

Xtian mingle

MY MATCH FOR YOU...  ...IS ON CHRISTIAN MINGLE     Advice God

You'll be in big trouble guys

DON'T EVER FORGET TO WORSHIP TALOS Advice God

taça da copa

SE DEUS É BRASILEIRO A TAÇA TÁ GARANTIDA! Advice God

this is god

YES?  Advice God

Biblical Bullshit

COMMANDS

Biblical Bullshit

COMMANDS

S'all in my divine plan

STARVING CHILDREN ARE ALL PART OF MY PLAN...        ISN'T IT DIVINE?       Advice God