Advice God

god mad ethis lulz

I SHALL GIVE YOU LIFE  AND YOU SHALL TAKE IT AWAY? Advice God

Fallin fail 3

DESPITE WHAT SHE SAYS I REALLY DON'T LIKE MARY FALLIN EITHER.  Advice God

need some jesus

YOU MUDAFUKKAS..... NEED SOME JESUS..... Advice God

rain god

SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO RAIN ON YOUR PARADE  ACTUALLY, YES I DID Advice God

Asshole God

CREATES HUMANS TO BE FREE... TELLS THEM HOW TO OWN EACH OTHER AS SLAVES. Advice God

Genius God

I HAVE A VITAL MESSAGE FOR ALL OF HUMANITY... I WILL TELL ONE MAN, ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN, WITH NO WITNESSES. PERFECT. Advice God

Begger God

CREATES EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE... ALWAYS NEEDS MORE OF YOUR MONEY. Advice God

865b

THE GOOD THING ABOUT THE BIBLE IS THAT ITS TRUE IF YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT, Advice God

god says love thy neighbor mortals

COME ON, MORTALS, LOVE THY NEIGHBOR ALREADY! THERE'S NO EASIER WAY TO ESTABLISH A PARADISE ON EARTH. Advice God

god says so someone told you

SO, SOMEONE ONCE SHOWED YOU A BOOK, SAID IT WAS MY WORD... ...AND YOU BELIEVED THEM? Advice God