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AND GOD SAID BEWARE ENCHANTED RABBITS, FAIRIES, AND FAT OLD MEN IN RED SUITS WHO GIVE YOU THINGS WHILE YOU NEVER SEE THEM Advice God

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AND GOD SAID THAT ANY GOD THAT REVEALS ITSELF BY ANY FOOD RELATED IMAGE IS APPROPRIATE FOR THE POOP THAT IT REPRESENTS Advice God

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AND GOD SAID POLITICIANS SHOULDN'T BE PREACHERS AND PREACHERS SHOULDN'T BE BANKERS AND BANKERS SHOULDN'T GAMBLE Advice God

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AND GOD SAID NEVER TITHE OR GIVE MONETARY OFFERINGS TO ANY RELIGIOUS LEADER WHO LIVES IN A HOUSE BETTER THAN THE ONE YOU DO Advice God

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AND GOD SAID BELIEVE ONLY THAT WHICH YOU CAN TEST FOR YOURSELF HOWEVER WITHIN REASON AND WITHOUT  TAKING UNNECESSARY RISKS Advice God

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AND GOD SAID ALL FAITHS AND BELIEFS ARE VALID TO THE FAITHFUL BELIEVER BUT THOSE WHO PROMOTE CO-EXISTENCE WILL NEVER BE AFRAID TO WALK THE EARTH ALONE Advice God

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AND GOD SAID THAT GOOD AND EVIL EXISTS IN ALL HUMAN BEINGS  THAT IS WHY THOSE WHO PROCLAIM THEMSELVES TO BE BETTER THAN OTHERS USUALLY ARE NOT Advice God

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AND GOD SAID THAT IN ORDER TO PROVE THAT THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD ARE TRULY ME THOU SHALT ASK THEM TO PERFORM THREE MIRACLES IN FRONT OF WITNESSES WHO ARE NEITHER DRUNK NOR HIGH Advice God

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AND GOD SAID THE DECEIVERS ARE THEY WHO CLAIM THAT I CHOSE THEM TO BE YOUR LEADER FORE YOU ARE YOUR OWN MASTER NOT PUPPETS TO BE LED  Advice God

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AND GOD SAID IF THY WORSHIP ME OUT OF FEAR OF RETRIBUTION AND DAMNATION THEN WHAT YOU ARE BEING TOLD ARE MY WORDS ARE UNTRUE AND WORTHLESS Advice God