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Pagan Roots

CLAIMS TO BE ONE TRUE RELIGION BORROWS HEAVILY FROM PAGAN RELIGIONS Advice God

8th day

ON THE 8TH DAY, I CREATED THE BIKINI.... YOUR WELCOME! Advice God

Some people call me the Space Cowboy

 SOME CALL BE THE GANGSTER OF LOVE... Advice God

The word of God

THE BIBLE IS THE WORD OF GOD. WHY? BECAUSE IT SAYS SO IN THE BIBLE. IDIOT. Advice God

I know busy BUT...

PLEASE LET PUSHPAY BE FREE IN 2015 Advice God

BIBLE AND RAPE

YOU CAN RAPE A WOMAN AND ONLY PAY 50 PIECES OF SILVER SERIOUSLY. I SAID IT. LOOK IT UP: DEUTERONOMY 22:28-29 Advice God

SHELLFISH BIBLE

I COULD HAVE BANNED SLAVERY IN

Bribery into Heaven?

YOU SAID YOU'D DO ONE NICE THING, BUT INSTEAD DID 20 IS THIS BRIBERY OR ARE YOU SERIOUSLY JUST THAT AWESOME?  Advice God

god advice

HEY IDIOTS I CREATED MARAJUANA WHY DONT YOU USE IT TO HELP CHILDREN WITH EPILEPSY OR EASE CANCER PAIN Advice God

God says Jonny Slaughter was given a small Penis

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