Advice God

MPD God

IMPREGNATED HIS MOTHER DISLIKES HOMOSEXUALS Advice God

God's Masochistic and Hypocritical Streak

SUICIDE IS A SIN. KILLS HIMSELF Advice God

A Masochistic God

PRACTICE ANIMAL SACRIFICE AND I WILL SAVE YOU. BETTER YET, LET ME KILL MYSELF AND THEN I CAN SAVE YOU. Advice God

God has Munchausen by Proxy

EVER NOTICED GOD HAS MUNCHAUSEN BY PROXY? HE CAUSES DISASTERS KILLING MANY JUST SO HE CAN BE PRAISED FOR SAVING A FEW Advice God

Clarence is a dork

SO CLARENCE THOMAS BELIEVES STATES CAN ESTABLISH THEIR OWN RELIGION? LET'S DECLARE HIM THE PRESIDENT OF ASSHATISTAN AND SEND HIM THERE... Advice God

Messi l-alla

THIS MESSI BASTARD MAKES ME LOOK DUMB Advice God

Opportunistic Jebes

NEVER LETETH A GOOD CRISIS... GO TO WASTETH. LUKE 423 Advice God

James 4:4

FRIENDSHIP WITH THE WORLD PUTS YOU ON MY BAD SIDE Advice God

student senate

LET THERE BE ELECTIONS.... FROM APRIL 22-29 Advice God

Adultery stinks....

ADULTERY STINKS... ...TO HIGH HEAVEN Advice God