Advice God

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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT I CREATED HELL JUST INCASE YOU DONT LOVE ME BACK Advice God

Loves all HIs children; His followers hate His LGBT

LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN HIS FOLLOWERS HATE HIS LGBT CHILDREN Advice God

God Fest

THOU SHALT ATTEND MKE COMEDY FEST Advice God

КОТ ТАКОА

И ТОГАВА КАЗА

God doesn't understand

 HUH? Advice God

religeon not

PEOPLE WHO WANT TO SHARE THEIR RELIGIOUS VIEWS WITH YOU ALMOST NEVER  WANT YOU TO SHARE YOURS WITH THEM. Advice God

It starts tonight!

IT'S LIKE SUNDAY ON THURSDAY NIGHT Advice God

god want to say

AO MENINO E AO BORRACHO PÕE DEUS A MÃO POR BAIXO Advice God

God, why art thou so confusing!

IT IS A SIN TO MURDER! SO, TO BEG FORGIVENESS, SLAUGHTER AN ANIMAL.  Advice God

Poor snakes.

SATAN POSSESSES ONE SNAKE. GOD CURSES EVERY SINGLE FUTURE SNAKE FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY. Advice God