Advice God

Snarky God

PRETTY SURE I CAN ACT ON MY OWN AUTHORITY, KIM. DID YOU EVEN READ THAT BOOK I GAVE YOU? Advice God

Love not hate!

LOVE NOT HATE !!!  Advice God

New Rule

THOU SHALT NOT USE MY NAME TO GET OUT OF DOING YOUR JOB! Advice God

New Rule

THOU SHALT NOT USE MY NAME TO GET OUT OF DOING YOUR JOB! Advice God

Because Jesus

TORMENTED BY HOT LESBIANS? BECAUSE JESUS Advice God

Because Jesus

I HAVE SERIOUS CONCERNS ABOUT YOUR SEXUALITY BECAUSE JESUS Advice God

I've been patient...

I'VE TRIED TO BE A BENEVOLENT DEITY FOR 2000 YEARS, BUT IF I HEAR ONE MORE MORTAL SAY

HIPPIE GOD!

THOU SHALT LISTEN THE HIPPIE THUG FAMILY Advice God

The Fixer

OK GI SURE GOOD IDEA, TAKE IT FROM HERE Advice God

Here's an Idea

SHUT UP AND LISTEN IT'S DEISM, STUPID Advice God