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Godly throat punch

IF ONE IS A CUNT  THOU SHALT THROAT PUNCH Advice God

Shut up and dance with me!

SHUT UP AND DO YOUR SCHOOL! Advice God

More hypocrisy

CALLS ALL PEOPLE BROTHERS AND SISTERS IN CHRIST. SANCTIONS SLAVERY, ANYWAY. Advice God

Holy hypocrisy, Batman!

God is NOT a wish granting genie

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T HEAR ME DOESN'T MEAN I'M IGNORING YOU Advice God

Kim Davis, I'm GOD, the Pope is not GOD. Do your JOB, or go home!

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Do your JOB!!! I'm God the Pope is not.

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Go Pack Go!

AARON... IT'S GOD I'M A PACKER FAN...RELAX Advice God

I am Republican God and I have spoken.

IF YOU ARE AN ATHEIST MAILMAN WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE IN MY SON JUST SHUT UP AND DELIVER THOSE CHRISTMAS CARDS ANYWAY. IT'S YOUR JOB, ME DAMMIT! Advice God

Senate Swag $

LET THERE BE STUDENT SENATE ELECTIONS... FROM SEPTEMBER 22-23 Advice God