Advice God

Godly Priorities

I DON'T ALWAYS PERFORM MIRACLES BUT WHEN I DO  I MAKE IT TOUCHDOWNS AND HOMERUNS. THE SICK AND HUNGRY WILL HAVE TO WAIT Advice God

Halloween, every time.

GIRLS IN SLUTTY COSTUMES... RAINSTORM!!! Advice God

Trick or Treat

AND THEY SHALL COME TO YOU SPEAKING

God knows

YOU A LIE Advice God

Not Death Yet

YOU GOT TOLD YOU HAD PROSTATE CANCER. YOU WERE GIVEN CHOICES... YOU CHOSE TO REMOVE THE PROBLEM. Advice God

Jerry Man

DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JERRY GARCIA Advice God

wet face

THOU SHALL NOT  SPIT INTO THE WND! Advice God

Dafuq is wrong with you?

MAKING FUN OF MY SON? I KNOW WHERE YOUR GOING...AND YOUR FOOT FETISH WILL NOT GO WITH YOU Advice God

reverse djentage

PLAYS 8-STRING GUITAR... PLAYS ONLY ON THE HIGH E. Advice God

god commands

YOU WILL DO AS I SAY BECAUSE I AM GOD!!!!!!!! Advice God