Advice God

Design parts to fit perfectly together Make one bleed every month, other one dangles precariously between legs

Design parts to fit perfectly together Make one bleed every month, other one dangles precariously between legs  Advice God

MAKE UNIVERSE FOR HUMANS MAKE A QUADRILLION TIMES MORE SPACE THAN NEEDED

MAKE UNIVERSE FOR HUMANS MAKE A QUADRILLION TIMES MORE SPACE THAN NEEDED  Advice God

Create humans Loathe human nature

Create humans Loathe human nature  Advice God

Remember what you did to my kid? He's coming back.

Remember what you did to my kid? He's coming back.  Advice God

I will heal you if you show me enough faith unless you're an amputee. good luck with that, stumpy!

I will heal you if you show me enough faith unless you're an amputee. good luck with that, stumpy!  Advice God

OMNIPRESENT Adam & Eve successfully hide in the Garden

OMNIPRESENT Adam & Eve successfully hide in the Garden  Advice God

Craft ears so humans can enjoy music FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

Craft ears so humans can enjoy music FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY  Advice God

Make multiple religions all having no proof and requiring absolute faith. Pick the wrong one and you burn in hell forever.

Make multiple religions all having no proof and requiring absolute faith. Pick the wrong one and you burn in hell forever.  Advice God

create earth shake it

create earth shake it  Advice God

i will never send a flood again just really big waves

i will never send a flood again just really big waves  Advice God