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If you lend someone a pen , don't give them the lid People are far less likely to put it in their pocket without a lid

If you lend someone a pen , don't give them the lid People are far less likely to put it in their pocket without a lid Actual Advice Mallard
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if you wake up super early after a night of drinking, it's because your blood sugar level is low eat a piece of bread, or a spoon full of peanut butter. it will spike your insulin levels , and you can go back to sleep

if you wake up super early after a night of drinking, it's because your blood sugar level is low eat a piece of bread, or a spoon full of peanut butter. it will spike your insulin levels , and you can go back to sleep Actual Advice Mallard
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If you get caught in an avalanche Cup your hands around your mouth to create an air pocket and then spit. Gravity will tell you which way to dig.

If you get caught in an avalanche Cup your hands around your mouth to create an air pocket and then spit. Gravity will tell you which way to dig. Actual Advice Mallard
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Girls carry diseases, like feelings, and babies

Girls carry diseases, like feelings, and babies Actual Advice Mallard
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if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are probably in the wrong lane

if you are getting passed by cars on the right you are probably in the wrong lane Actual Advice Mallard
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Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace

Forgive others not because they deserve forgiveness but because you deserve peace Actual Advice Mallard
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Before resulting to pharmaceuticals for depression eat healthier, get a consistant sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy

Before resulting to pharmaceuticals for depression eat healthier, get a consistant sleep schedule, exercise, and stay busy Actual Advice Mallard
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Life is too short for bad food, cheap beer, and ugly women

Life is too short for bad food, cheap beer, and ugly women Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're ever stranded anywhere and your cell phone is dead Go to any hotel, they usually have a box filled with chargers that they will let you use to charge your phone.

If you're ever stranded anywhere and your cell phone is dead Go to any hotel, they usually have a box filled with chargers that they will let you use to charge your phone. Actual Advice Mallard
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Cook Bacon the morning after a party at your parents house it will cover up the smell of booze and weed

Cook Bacon the morning after a party at your parents house it will cover up the smell of booze and weed Actual Advice Mallard
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