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If you want to be a better cook watch "good eats" You will not only learn some great recipies, but also the sicence behind them

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always check your motorcycle helmet for spiders before you are driving down the highway at 50mph

always check your motorcycle helmet for spiders before you are driving down the highway at 50mph Actual Advice Mallard
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Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt You will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go.

Buy yourself a yelp t-shirt You will receive excellent customer service anywhere you go. Actual Advice Mallard
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If your grandparents often ask you to come by and help them with small tasks, Chances are they use the tasks as an excuse to get to see you and enjoy your company. Visit them more often.

If your grandparents often ask you to come by and help them with small tasks, Chances are they use the tasks as an excuse to get to see you and enjoy your company. Visit them more often. Actual Advice Mallard
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Never ask someone if they're telling the truth An honest person will be offended by your lack of trust, and a dishonest person will lie to you.

Never ask someone if they're telling the truth An honest person will be offended by your lack of trust, and a dishonest person will lie to you. Actual Advice Mallard
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If you walked 2 miles on a treadmill today you did not "earn" mcdonald's for lunch

If you walked 2 miles on a treadmill today you did not
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If you ever suspect someone's following your car Take four right turns, it forms a circle. If they're still behind you, they're following

If you ever suspect someone's following your car Take four right turns, it forms a circle. If they're still behind you, they're following Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't continually ask someone how their job search is going It's going terribly until they tell you they got a new job

Don't continually ask someone how their job search is going It's going terribly until they tell you they got a new job Actual Advice Mallard
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If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid

If you can't support yourself You can't support a kid Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone wants to debate evolution first ask them to define evolution

If someone wants to debate evolution first ask them to define evolution Actual Advice Mallard
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