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Thinking of having a child? Try to raise a dog, if the dog turns out fine, you can raise a child

Thinking of having a child? Try to raise a dog, if the dog turns out fine, you can raise a child Actual Advice Mallard
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can't afford microsoft word? get 'open office' same thing, except it's free and has more features

can't afford microsoft word? get 'open office' same thing, except it's free and has more features Actual Advice Mallard
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If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up Don't tell her

If your girlfriend is too heavy for you to pick up Don't tell her Actual Advice Mallard
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dont leave a sports game early history is made in the final seconds

dont leave a sports game early history is made in the final seconds Actual Advice Mallard
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Ladies, if you want to let him know you're in the mood just touch it.

Ladies, if you want to let him know you're in the mood just touch it. Actual Advice Mallard
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Cool your car's cab down without ac Roll two windows down that are diagonal, keeping the others rolled up

Cool your car's cab down without ac Roll two windows down that are diagonal, keeping the others rolled up Actual Advice Mallard
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If someone is reading they don't want to be talked to

If someone is reading they don't want to be talked to Actual Advice Mallard
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Don't like the taste of water? Go exercise. When you're done it will be the most delicious drink you've ever had.

Don't like the taste of water? Go exercise. When you're done it will be the most delicious drink you've ever had. Actual Advice Mallard
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The second you raise your voice in a debate You have already lost

The second you raise your voice in a debate You have already lost Actual Advice Mallard
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If you're an attractive, single woman and you have a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male, there's a really good chance he wants to bang you.

If you're an attractive, single woman and you have a good friend that's a single, heterosexual male, there's a really good chance he wants to bang you. Actual Advice Mallard
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