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Ironic advice

DO NOT LET MEME'S BE YOUR GUIDE!!!! THERE IS NO SUBSTITUTE FOR THINKING... Actual Advice Mallard

Q Calc Rule

IF A CALCULATOR IS MISSING, I AM NOT HAPPY! IF I AM NOT HAPPY, NO ONE IS HAPPY. Actual Advice Mallard

so nice

I LOVE MY ALL FRINDES AN SHARE SO QUTTE Actual Advice Mallard

QUACK QUACK DUCK QUACK

YO CHATZY I IS CREATIVE.  BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK OUTSIDE THE FLOCK. Actual Advice Mallard

unloading the bar

HAVING A HARD TIME UNLOADING YOUR BAR? SLIDE A SMALL PLATE UNDERNEATH THE WEIGHTS Actual Advice Mallard

Glad I had my phone on last night

IT'S BETTER TO BE WOKEN UP BY SOMETHING MEANINGLESS THAN TO SLEEP THROUGH AN EMERGENCY CALL Actual Advice Mallard

For anyone on the job hunt or just graduated.

USE THE FREE TIME YOU HAVE TO DO SOME EXERCISE AND GET FIT IT'S A GOOD WAY TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THE JOB SEARCH AND YOU WILL FEEL MUCH BETTER FOR IT. Actual Advice Mallard

GUSTIAMO NSFW

PUTTING EVOO ON GELATO AND VINEGAR ON STRAWBERRIES IS PERFECT FOR SUMMERTIME FOOD Actual Advice Mallard

Like water off a ducks back

UNLIKE DUCKS PHONES DON'T BELONG IN WATER Actual Advice Mallard

Taking samples

TAKING A SAMPLE  IS BETTER THAN TAKING A CENSUS Actual Advice Mallard