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oops. I farted in water

HEY JAMIE STOP EATING BALUT! Actual Advice Mallard

My Name is: Free Dinner

MY BIGGEST FEAR IS TAKING A GIRL OUT TO EAT AND WHEN I DROP HER OFF SHE LETS ANOTHER DUDE HIT AND EAT THE LEFTOVERS Actual Advice Mallard

the call

THE CALL OF THE WILD

For duck's sake...

  FOR DUCK'S SAKE...                     Actual Advice Mallard

Hey Facebook Stalkers!

IF YOU'RE GOING TO MONITOR MY

Hey Facebook Stalkers!

IF YOU'RE GOING TO MONITOR MY

Protect Yourself

WHEN APPLYING TO LIVE IN A PLACE WITH ROOMMATES GIVE COMPLETED APPLICATION DIRECTLY TO LANDLORD, SO YOUR FUTURE FORMER ROOMATES CANNOT KNOW YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER Actual Advice Mallard

For ALL College Students

SIGHTLY IMMORAL WAY TO SAVE MONEY DOWNLOAD BOOKS USING GEN.LIB.RUS.EC Actual Advice Mallard

gripes and the chain of command

NEVER GRIPE TO SOMEONE UNDER YOUR CHAIN OF COMMAND. GRIPES GO UP THE CHAIN OF COMMAND, NOT DOWN. Actual Advice Mallard

First lesson my father taught me, a lot of people don't seem to see this

1. LIFE IS UNFAIR, ACCEPT IT. 2. IT WON'T EVER HELP YOU TO SINK INTO SELF-PITY. Actual Advice Mallard